kafkarockopera: Anarcho-Dad: if you smash that state be sure to pick it up
I smell like a Cheeto factory and a distillery got...
And none of the big, hairy man workers get to wear deodorant.
Loving all of the facetious "Woo, I love...
straightgirl: “are you a boy or a girl?” “haha yeah”
But if you touch my brother all that anti-violence shit goes out the window along with you and the rest of your team.
WRITING BEER RECIPES IS THE BEST THING IN THE...
THERE’S SO MUCH ROOM FOR CREATIVITY AND INNOVATION AND YOU CAN COME TO YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS ON HOW TO REACH THE EFFECT YOU WANT BUT THERE ARE ALSO SO MANY CLEAR RULES TO LEAD YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION OH MY GOD IT MAKES MY BRAIN FEEL SO GOOD.
I just realized I've been asking an economics...
Who wants to start an uncool, unironic Billy Bragg cover band with me? I’ll wear a jean jacket, dance, sing and cry on stage.
All my favourite rappers have atleast one song where they say “I hate you, but I love you” I think I have emotional problems.
Well, good to know you’re still a condescending waste who will never respect me. That’s cool! Just checking!
I want to woof on a farm this summer but I only wanna work on the farm with all the cuties and pigs.
Songs I can't listen to for 4 months:
Lana Del Rey.
I keep thinking I’m gonna go through a promiscuous phase, but I’m actually such a puppy dog that I just want to hang out with great people and tell them how awesome they are. Let’s talk about kefir some time?
The day I ate an ice cream sandwich for breakfast....
Looking for a hot girl 2nite
To give you a back massage and let you cry into their arms?