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kafkarockopera:

Anarcho-Dad: if you smash that state be sure to pick it up

(via fearandfolly)

I smell like a Cheeto factory and a distillery got together and decided to screw up everything.

And none of the big, hairy man workers get to wear deodorant.

It’s okay to leave a party alone as long as you have a huge shit-eating grin on your face.

straightgirl:

“are you a boy or a girl?”

“haha yeah”

But if you touch my brother all that anti-violence shit goes out the window along with you and the rest of your team.

WRITING BEER RECIPES IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

THERE’S SO MUCH ROOM FOR CREATIVITY AND INNOVATION AND YOU CAN COME TO YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS ON HOW TO REACH THE EFFECT YOU WANT BUT THERE ARE ALSO SO MANY CLEAR RULES TO LEAD YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION OH MY GOD IT MAKES MY BRAIN FEEL SO GOOD.

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